Pandora Stahp

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
06/27/2016 at 08:54 • Filed to: None

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Why are you do this to me Pandora?


DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 08:58

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Just skip it


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 08:59

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Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 08:59

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Trainor on Black Keys Radio.

Legit


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 09:00

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It knows you better than you know yourself.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 09:00

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Opening Pandora’s box released miseries all over the world. This checks out. Okay, but more seriously it’s likely the Black Keys station has suffered epic genre poisoning. Most popular artists on Pandurr-hey do.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 09:00

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Because it knows you secretly love her, Pandora KNOWS all...


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 09:00

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Kinja'd!!! Sam > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 09:03

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This is why I don’t use Pandora. I’ll start a Led Zeppelin station and it’s only a matter of time before it’s suddenly a gangsta rap station.


Kinja'd!!! Rock Bottom > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 09:05

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If it makes you feel any better, it’s tried to sneak Skrillix into my Pink Floyd station on two separate occasions. I fucking hate Skrillix.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 09:12

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*screaming*


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 09:15

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Two things I will not apologize for: Liking Town Cars and liking All About That Bass.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Sam
06/27/2016 at 09:18

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The biggest problem with that is people like a song but don’t realize they have to say I like you- but you don’t belong on this station.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Sam
06/27/2016 at 09:19

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I’m ok with that progression


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > S65
06/27/2016 at 09:20

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THIS INJUSTICE WILL NOT GO UNNOTICED!

*thumbs-down*


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 09:20

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I’ve been emailing Pandora customer service to have them add shit music to your stations.

It’s finally working!


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Sam
06/27/2016 at 09:23

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“Genre poisoning” or “top 40 infection” or any number of other phrases. Numbnuts in the thousands go on Pandora, pick a popular group out of a hat, and then proceed to aggressively prune that popular artist’s “similar to” offerings to only resemble what they’ve been listening to recently - music they know - the top 40 of whatever is vaguely close to that artist. AC/DC station - WHY NOT SOME JOURNEY! This causes Pandora to violently reverse-shit through its own brain cavity and cast its net wider and wider, and the pruning toward evil continues until... Led Zeppelin - >gangsta rap, because Led Zeppelin has some nice drum hits in it and Pandora literally can’t even.

This is exactly the opposite of Pandora’s purpose - discovery of new music and staying in one’s own comfort cocoon are two entirely different things. “Ha ha, fuck you” - the twerp community.


Kinja'd!!! Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 09:24

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Pandora used to sneak Chili Peppers on every list I had.

Spotify thanks them for business.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/27/2016 at 09:28

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Kashmir -> Puff Daddy -> Gangsta Rap

What do I win?


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 09:31

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My classic country station is literally the only one I have that doesn’t play random, out of order stuff. Good thing, too. Because when I'm in the mood for Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, Kris Kristofferson, Willie Nelson, etc., I am simultaneously NOT in the mood to hear anything else.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > crowmolly
06/27/2016 at 09:33

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That’s pretty much it. Pandora, having been told repeatedly that most genre and type distinctions are to be chucked and to go for popularity ueber alles, desperately tries to fulfill its original purpose, searching for something - anything- that has something musically in common with Zep. It does that, because beats, and then some idiot encourages it.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Nibby
06/27/2016 at 09:36

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There was a picture of sorority girls with a banner that circulated on the webs a while back. One of the things on the banner was “Megan does butt stuff”. o_O True story.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 09:39

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All about that NOPE.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 09:46

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Yes, because Meghan Trainor and The Black Keys have so much in common.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 09:48

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Slacker Radio seems to be a little better with that then Pandora is. Although if you happen to like a song from a popular artist (lets use Taylor Swift as an example), next thing you know you've gotten a whole station playing top 40 shit. Thankfully I have unlimited skips and can ban the artist. lol


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Stapleface
06/27/2016 at 09:49

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I previously had Slacker - can’t remember why I switched to Pandora.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 09:58

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This is why spotify wins.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 12:25

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What you dont like teen pop music that encourages girls that men really like their butts in a cute and innocent way by not acctually saying butt


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Party-vi
06/27/2016 at 14:15

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Could be worse...